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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Trotsky eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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