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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Worf eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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