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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rocky eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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