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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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