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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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