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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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