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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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