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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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