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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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