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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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