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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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