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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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