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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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