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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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