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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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