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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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