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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Maggie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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