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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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