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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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