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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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