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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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