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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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