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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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