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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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