Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.