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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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