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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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