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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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