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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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