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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Akira eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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