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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Pepper eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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