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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Sparky eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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