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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Millie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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