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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Molly eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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