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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Bella eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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