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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Poppy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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