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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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