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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Spock eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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