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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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