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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Piper eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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