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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Stella eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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