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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Zeus eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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