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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Thor eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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