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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Loki eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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