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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Jelly eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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