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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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