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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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