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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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