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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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