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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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